Tackled
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I don’t believe this tackle box meets the electrical code in any state or province.
Alden Gibson
Inspections by Gibson
Breslau, Ontario
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Shower of Sparks
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Taking showers in front of an electrical panel box is not recommended.
Thomas Sanson
National Property Inspections
Rochester, N.Y.
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Spouting Off
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What was the builder thinking ending the downspout right above the electrical panel? After 15 years, guess what the inside of this panel looked like.
Scott Stegall
Carolina HomePro Inspections
Rock Hill, S.C.
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Totally Tubular
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This is a great use for an old bicycle inner tube…at least they’re recycling: This is a steam pipe in a 4-unit apartment building.
Stuart Keeshin
Keeshin Inspection Services
Chicago, Ill.
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Hammered
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This shows a hammer wedged between the copper supply line and boiler feed line at the basement sub-floor to help reduce water hammer, that banging sound caused by air in the pipes. Who knew a hammer could eliminate water hammer? All these years, I thought they were only good for nailing.
Eric Mills
E&E Inspect
Oreland, Pa.
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Riveting Patch Job
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That sheet metal should hold up the rafters at least until we get it sold! This house had an attic fire and was supposedly repaired. The whole roof will have to be rebuilt again.
Alvin C. Miller
Hawkeye Home Inspections, LLC
Wellman, Iowa
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Nice Doggie
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The seller kindly left the dog in the back yard during the inspection, with me all alone. I was supposed to talk sweetly to it. It did not work, and I did not enter.
Brandon Dyles
Picture Perfect Inspections
Bartlett, Tenn.
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Shifty
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Whoops! Who moved the house?
Bill Camosci
National Property Inspections of Central CT, Inc.
Cromwell, Conn.
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Now, That Really is a Throne
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Basement toilet seat is approximately 48″ above the floor. Hand rails are recommended.
Steve Anderson
Anderson AmeriSpec
Germantown, Tenn.
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Ribbit, Ribbit
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Try as I might, I haven’t been able to find a reference for frogs in the National Electrical Code.
Bryant Warren
HouseMaster Inspections
Broken Arrow, Okla.
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If You Tilt Your Head, It Looks Fine
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The real surprising thing about this garage was that they were still using it!
Rich Madore
Pillar To Post Home Inspections
Newington, Conn.
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Coming Down Short
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Fine downspout, but something seems to be missing!
David Grudzinski
Advantage Home Inspections
Cranston, R.I.
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Cheesy
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So, is the cottage cheese container holding up the shelf or is the shelf holding the cottage cheese container tight so sewer gas does not escape? Or is it both?
Dan Howard
Home Inspections by Dan Howard
Freeport, Pa.
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Ranger Rick
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Found: Ranger Rick. Watch it out there, guys and gals. This one wasn’t happy…
Dan Gartrell
Homestar Real Estate Services, Inc.
Gainesville, Va.
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Quite a Doorstop
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This doorstop also makes water. It actually is connected and I found it in the living room.
David Grudzinski
Advantage Home Inspections
Cranston, R.I.
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The Bathroom is Just Too Far
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A poor man’s urinal.
Thomas Sansone
National Property Inspections
Rochester, N.Y.
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And POW! And BOOM!
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This liquid propane tank is being used inside the house to operate a gas stove—a big no-no. WOW!
Andy Moore
American Heritage Home Inspection
Seminole, Fl
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The 2×6 That Could
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“Sure, we can put a window there! All we need to do is remove the post from under that big beam and then nail a 2×6 to the wall so the beam doesn’t fall down—and take the house with it.”
Dan Chapleski
True North Inspection Services
Coeur d’Alene, Idaho
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No Windy Days, Please
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This old chimney needs to see a brick mason real soon!
Rich Madore
Pillar To Post Home Inspections
Newington, Conn.
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Lots o’ Lint
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Why screens on dryer vent backdraft dampers are frowned upon. I found this in a 3½-year-old house.
G. Gilbert Engler
Master Home Inspectors, Inc.
Annandale, Va.
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You Can’t Blame a Squirrel for Trying
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During our unusually cold temps in January, this unfortunate squirrel thought that he’d be OK if he just went down the chimney and followed the source of the heat. He ended up inside the furnace cabinet and got caught between two sections.
Rick Michalicek
Moore Home Inspection Services
St. Louis, Mo.
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Almost Vented
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The waterfront home had recently been extensively remodeled. There is a new kitchen with top-of-the-line equipment. When I was in the attic, I found the vent pipe from the kitchen range hood not connected to the roof vent pipe. The home was built in 1968, and no building permits were issued for this work.
Bill Mason
Second Opinion Home Inspection
Venice, Fla.
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Hot House
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This gives a new meaning to a ‘hot’ house on the market! The furnace thermostat wire had shorted out on a new, still-vacant house, and this was the inside temperature reading I got. Laminate counter tops were de-laminating.
Alvin C. Miller
Hawkeye Home Inspections LLC
Wellman, Iowa
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Creative Plumbing Repair
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These two photos came from the same house. I guess the homeowner didn’t trust his own plumbing repair (complete with doorknob and milk carton) and decided to do the dishes in the bathtub.
Chris W. McDougall
Apex Home Inspection
Santa Cruz, Calif.
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Because It’s Illegal and Dangerous?
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This is a car battery jumper cable attached to the main electric utility service line, wired to the electric panel for a house with no power. Why pay for electric service when you can do this?
Gary Kershaw
Pillar to Post
Philadelphia, Pa.
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Duct Tape Strikes Again
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“I lost the draft hood, but I’ve got plenty of duct tape…” It was one of many defects found in that home.
Arthur Pavis
Faro Systems, Inc.
Bethesda, Md.
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Clearly Labeled
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Do you think this is what the civic inspector had in mind when insisting that the electrical panel be labeled?
Kevin Hawes
Assured Home Inspections
Calgary, Alberta
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What a Mess
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Rust, corrosion, and a gaping hole in a vent pipe that angles downward (hot air rises, you know). Sometimes, you just have to wonder.
Clay Ridings
Preferred Home Inspections
Wilmington, Del.
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Ol’ Faithful
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This 100-gallon electric water heater was built in March of 1938 and is still delivering hot water like it was built yesterday! This is one of those treasures you run across every once in awhile.
Rich Madore
Pillar To Post Home Inspections
Newington, Conn.
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