Hedging On the Chimney
“A team of landscapers was sent in to try to locate this ‘alleged’ chimney.”
Paul Staron
Valley Building Inspections, Inc.
Scottsdale, Ariz.
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Leak, What Leak?
“No leak on this pipe! The homeowner just needed a place to store two miles of tape, a few clamps and a Zip tie.”
David Grudzinski
Advantage Home Inspections
Cranston, R.I.
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Unstoppable
“The owner wasn’t letting anything get in the way of moving the condensate from his HVAC unit away from his foundation. The gutter downspout makes a great holder for the long drain hose, and now the condensation goes a whole 6 inches away!”
Frank Fondren
Home Inspection Service
Tuscaloosa, Ala.
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Anti-Theft Columns
“‘The Club’ is keeping these two columns in place. Who ever thought it was just for cars?”
Lawrence Transue
Integrity Inspection Service
Easton, Pa.
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Emergency Egress?
“This is a single-hung window with a fully operating bottom sash installed at floor level on the 15th floor of a condo. Talk about a way to make a quick exit! Just watch out for that first step—it’s a doozy.”
Tim Hamilton
Assoc. Bldg. Insp. of Fla.
Miami, Fla.
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Asleep On the Job
“Seems a kitchen sink drain is perfectly sized for a bat.”
Scott Julian
Full Service Property Inspections, LLC
Clinton, Ohio
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Energy-Efficient Mouse House
“This is an electrical panel that looks like it’s being prepared by the resident mice for a cold winter. The weatherization is in progress.”
Glen Fisher
National Property Inspections
Oaklyn, N.J.
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The Shower Is a Real Gas!
“This homeowner connected the bathroom fan vent duct to the gas water heater flue pipe, which is how the gases from the combustion of the water heater are supposed to get out of the house safely. Well, nothing like a little carbon monoxide with your morning shower.”
Michael V. (Mike) Parkman, P.E.
Parkman Home Inspections, LLC
Sugar Hill, Ga.
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Bright Light, Big Mess
“Someone went to all the trouble to retrofit an old fluorescent fixture to take incandescent bulbs. Why not just install a new fixture?”
David Grudzinski
Advantage Home Inspections
Cranston, R.I.
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The Workaround
“If the shelf used to store paints and other combustibles is too close to the water heater flue vent pipe, no problem—just move the flue pipe! (Nevermind that everything is still too close.)”
Doug Ramsthaler
Precision Inspection Services, Inc.
Brick, N.J.
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Ironic Asbestos
“At a recent inspection, I found some traces of vermiculite, which can contain asbestos, in the basement in what looked like an area that one would use as a potting shed. So I was alert, but not alarmed. The attic revealed what I was afraid of: bags and bags of Zonolite (vermiculite). I calmly explained the history and concerns to the buyer, then began to look around. That’s when I discovered that there were actually books about asbestos containment and control sitting right on the bags. Oh, the irony.”
David Grudzinski
Advantage Home Inspections
Cranston, R.I.
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Just a Little Leak
“If the buckets aren’t sign enough that there’s a leakage problem in this basement, perhaps the half foot of standing water and the 5-foot-long icicles will clue you in.”
Randy Sipe
Family Home Inspection Services, Inc.
Spring Hill, Kan.
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Inappropriate Use of Wood
“This shower features black wood trim (not grout—leaky, rot-prone wood) in the corners of the shower. Good job, Mr. Contractor. Will you build my house?”
Brandon Dyles
Picture Perfect Inspections
Bartlett, Tenn.
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But It’s a Very Clean Bat
“Hey, honey, if you go to take a shower, watch out for the bat.”
Paul King
Inspector Paul, Inc.
Fort Mill, S.C.
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Flue Faux Pas
“The gas wall-mounted space heater flue—and all its hot exhaust—terminated right above the gas meter on the exterior. It must be okay; it hasn’t blown up yet.”
Guy Manwaring
Certified Home Inspection & Appraisal Service
Tecumseh, Mich.
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Poor Planning
“I found a most unusual water heater installation today. It was half in the kitchen sink cabinet and half in the crawl space. Why they did this, I haven’t a clue.”
David G. Jones
Expert Inspection Service, Inc.
Chapel Hill, N.C.
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MacGyver Strikes Again and Again
“The first photo shows a leaking drain line from a boiler pipe. Someone cut out a plastic bottle, attached an old garden hose to the bottle and had it drain to the laundry tub. In the other photo, someone used an old coffee can for a junction box in an attic. Good to the last drop, so to speak.”
Charlie Rice
Awareness Home Inspection Services, LLC
Sykesville, Md.
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High Water Mark
“Does this house flood? When the meter panel is 10 feet above the ground, you can count on it.”
Paul Luczyk
“A” TEAM Inspection, Inc.
Mukilteo, Wash.
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Mortarless
“I’ve seen a lot of chimneys, but never one like this. It looked like the top third was dry-stacked, as there wasn’t a speck of mortar to be seen. It was completely loose. You could just lift all the bricks. There also was a tidy stack of about 10 of the same bricks on the ground!! Ouch!!”
Bob Margiotti
Century Home Inspections
Cleveland, Ohio
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Another Reason Smoking Is Dangerous
“The second-floor tenants use the top-floor porch for a smoking area. Given the precarious nature of the columns supporting the upper porch, I think its time to empty the ashtray—clearly the columns can’t take it.
David Grudzinski
Advantage Home Inspections
Cranston, R.I.
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