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The Homeowner

One Saturday morning, Dan was trimming the front tree, something he and his wife were planning to do for 6 months.

Just when he was climbing down his ladder, a gorgeous blonde in a Lexus stopped by and asked: "what do you get for an average tree?"

Without hesitation Dan said: "The lady who lives here lets me sleep with her for an average tree"...

Re: The Homeowner

LOL Thats good!

Re: The Homeowner

haha nice little zinger

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