Gargoyles for Your Home
Dress up your gutters and gardens with these medieval monsters
"All attempts at explanation are foredoomed to failure," wrote the late art historian Emile Male of those "monstrous fauna of the cathedrals," otherwise known as gargoyles. The spooky creatures, which seem especially relevant this time of year, were first used to decorate the drain spouts of 13th-century churches (gargoyle comes from the French word gargouille, meaning throat or pipe), and history's best guess is that their sinister stances were meant to scare away evil spirits. Today you can find gargoyles in all shapes and sizes to shunt water away from your house's foundation or, if you prefer, to keep a watchful eye over your yard (where they're more accurately known as grotesques). Call them whatever you like—we can't think of a better way to give trick-or-treaters a freak show.