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How to Upgrade Your Cubicle (and Your Career)

Show the boss you're management material with an executive upgrade to your drab workspace

Mark Powers with a margarita outside his cubicle

In architectural terms, the cubicle is the tract home of today's cookie-cutter office complex. So if you're still plugging away in a Dwight Schrute special as you await that big promotion to senior associate something-or-other, why not live the dream by dignifying it with some classic architectural lift? Doing so might cause Mr. Corner Office over there to wonder what the young go-getter in the Colonial Revival cubicle is all about. Keep clicking as our own working-cube hero, Senior Technical Editor Mark Powers, shows you how to dress your polyester-lined pad for success.


Steps // How to Upgrade Your Cubicle (and Your Career)
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Build the Roof

 
Step One // How to Upgrade Your Cubicle (and Your Career)

Build the Roof

Mark Powers assembles a roof frame over an office cubicle

First off, tell your officemates to plug in their ear-buds and crank up the Pandora. You've got a major construction project under way. Start by assembling a 6/12 pitch roof over your cube using 1x4 rafters, spaced 16 inches on center. Brace it with collar ties, then sheathe it with ¼-inch plywood fastened with 8d ring-shank nails. Once you're done you'll never again have to worry about colleagues peering in horror over your shoulder as you wolf down one of those KFC meat sandwiches while catching The Biggest Loser on Hulu.

 
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Install the Door

 
Step Two // How to Upgrade Your Cubicle (and Your Career)

Install the Door

Mark Powers installs a door on an office cubicle

Ever wish you could make like Don Draper and enjoy bourbon-basted closed-door meetings in your very own office? That's a tough task when you don't even have a door. To install one, slide the frame of a pre-hung door into your cubicle opening. Shim as necessary to square, then screw it in place. Cope the saddle so it fits snug with the jam profile, and install the base of the door opening. Mortise the casing and door for the hinges, screw on the hinge plates, and attach the door. Cocktails anyone?

 
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Create a Surround

 
Step Three // How to Upgrade Your Cubicle (and Your Career)

Create a Surround

Mark Powers installs pilasters on an office cubicle

Take down those push-pinned pictures from your post-college trip to Amsterdam, and toss that flyer from the Strokes-inspired band you once fronted in the recycling bin. You're all grown up—and it's time your workspace reflected it. Nothing screams "I mean business" like fluted pilasters flanking your cubicle's entryway. After gluing and toe-nailing the pilasters into place, attach a strip of molding to cover the gap between the pilasters and the door jamb. This one has an S-shaped (ogee) profile that'll give your cube that traditional feel you've been looking for.

 
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Add a Pediment

 
Step Four // How to Upgrade Your Cubicle (and Your Career)

Add a Pediment

Mark Powers installs a pediment over an office cubicle

Topping off such man-made masterpieces as the Parthenon in Athens, and the Pantheon in Rome, a pediment is a great way to turn a common cube into something that screams "I Am Middle Management, Hear Me Roar." Position the pediment so the return on the entablature conforms to classical proportions. Once you finish the job, stand before your own masterpiece and scream, "Look on my works ye Mighty, and despair!" Even those officemates who aren't familiar with Shelley's 19th-century poetry will get the picture.

 
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Enjoy

 
Step Five // How to Upgrade Your Cubicle (and Your Career)

Enjoy

Mark Powers holds up a margarita outside a made over office cubicle

So, how's it feel to be working in the best-looking cube on the block? Pretty good, we're guessing. Pretty. Darn. Good. And, oh yeah, happy April Fools' Day.

 
 
 

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