OK, this is not so much a joke as some long-form silliness I published in a handyman humor column I used to write for an Atlanta newspaper. But it's based on a home show at which I briefly met Bob Vila (the OG TOH host). He didn't make it into the story, mostly because I was too much in awe of his gravitas to joke about him. But while reading it, you can know: he was there! Also, it concludes with a musical number for the Little Giant articulated ladder.