Well kinda...being its my 100th post and and us carps put posts on porches I thought I should celebrate my 100th post with a porch joke:)
Paris decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as the judge ordered her to do. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told PAris, "Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" said Paris.
"Well, uh, how much do you want?" asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks okay?" PAris asked.
"Yeah that's great. You'll find the paint and other things you'll need in the garage."
The man went back into his house to his wife, who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" his wife asked.
"Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
A short time later, PAris knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the man.
He was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah,"Paris replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay her.
"Oh, by the way," PAris said helpfully, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.":D