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Poison Oak
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I'm going to name my TV remote 'Waldo.'

Poison Oak
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All plants are edible, but some are only edible once.

kingsteel
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I don't have anything to post but enjoyed reading others post. :)

dj1
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poison oak,

Keep the one line jokes coming...even though many folks here don't show a sign that they enjoy them.

jkirk
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if your going to post countless jokes like this group them toghether into one post at a time or ill shut this thread down.. i am one of two active moderators here at toh

hate to say it, if you want to up your post count yer gonna have to earn it

SammyJo
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What do you call two guys hanging inside the window?..........................................................................................................................................................

Curt & Rod! :):p

Poison Oak
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jkirk wrote:

if your going to post countless jokes like this group them toghether into one post at a time or ill shut this thread down.. i am one of two active moderators here at toh

hate to say it, if you want to up your post count yer gonna have to earn it

Sorry. Didn't realize it was wrong to post that way. Are you asking for all jokes to be in one post and a new thread for later jokes?

A. Spruce
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Poison Oak wrote:

Sorry. Didn't realize it was wrong to post that way. Are you asking for all jokes to be in one post and a new thread for later jokes?

For general jokes, keep it to one thread. Post multiple one liners together, "story" jokes can have their own posts.

Just so you know, other than being able to post pics/links, and such at 25 posts, there is no reason to try to bloat your post count. :cool:

67drake
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WHY OLD PEOPLE DON'T GET HIRED!

Job Interview:

Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Senior Citizen: "Honesty."

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Senior Citizen: "I don't really give a $hit what you think."

67drake
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Test drive

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.

The salesman (a man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.

I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your azz year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership. Damn guy had no sense of humor.

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