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Bubba and Cooter

Bubba and Cooter were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The blonde woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down; then she retrieved a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Cooter shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde? We asks for the height and she gives us the length !"

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