This is not a joke but something that actually happened to my dad. He is known for doing more than what he is asked to do. One day at his boss's house my dad was supposed to be working on a particular spot on the roof. After he finished, he noticed something on another part of the roof and walked toward the questionable area. His foot hit the only spot of ice on the roof. He began a very rapid slide down the roof when he noticed 2 2x4's sticking up above the edge of the roof. He figured if he grabbed them they would slow him down. However, when he grabbed them, they jabbed down in the ground and served as a pole vault. They sent him flying through the air. On the opposite side of the yard was a wheel barrow turned upside down. Would you believe he hit the wheel which allowed him to simply walk away????
Cathy B Memphis, TN