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A) Pedestrian crossing.

B) If you discover you've been caulking the tub with toothpaste, a long walk may be in order.

C) Moonwalking on freshly varnished floors is permitted and recommended. (For best results, allow sealant to dry first.)

D) Should ambulation seem unduly difficult, check to see if sidewalk has hardened to "cement overshoe" state.
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