Does a beautifully exotic potted orchid say "perfect hostess gift" to you? Maybe if you live in Boring Land. Do your party-throwers a favor and get them something they'll actually use—like this crazy-eyed, neon-and-polka-dot-adorned Party Guy wine topper. Think that irresistible Joker-esque grin is just for show? Au contraire. That's an element of pure function my friends. Pure function.
About $8; perpetualkid.com