When dealing with old-school, Night of the Living Dead
-type zombies (also known as "Romero zombies," after that 1968 film's director) keep in mind that—since rapid muscle deterioration is par for the postmortem course—these guys have less muscular strength than Keith Richards on a bad day. One of the simplest ways to combat them is to retrofit your house with stainless-steel doors
. Affordable and impenetrable, steel doors can be a living-dead dude's worst enemy. Best of all, any dents or dings caused by your heathen invaders can be pulled and puttied with an auto-body repair kit. For added security, forgo sidelights or transoms and install triple-point locks
. Zombies friggin' hate triple-point locks.