"There, I Fixed It"

"It's a Yule log. As in, Yule be calling the fire company soon." —donol

"This is simply knot a good idea." —Bert

"As the taker of the picture and pole under stumper, I can attest to it as not Photoshopped. After heaving the enormous stump and sweating like hell in the process, I realized the perilous situation it presented and snapped a picture. It however burned with out incident and 12 hours later it was the size of a soccer ball." —Mark Nelson