"There, I Fixed It"

"Stairway to Heaven is out of order. Please use ladder." —Scotty

"Mario hit a brick in the sewers and a ladder went up, now he will climb this ladder and run along the wire over the flag-and-castle zone to the secret skip level tube!" —RusFixer

"I have a hunch that the cones mark where the chalk outline was drawn. 'We like to keep this area right here clear.'" —kc/cc