"There, I Fixed It"

"Welcome to winter 2009 in Florida!" —dave

"They better be careful: If they're cooking mushrooms and spilled any, the shiitake would really hit the—ok, ok, it was stretch." —KBoy

"If you gotta pay for oil heat and the landlord covers the electricity, why not?" —waldo

"Would somebody please turn down the heat? It's broiling in here." —donol