How to Upgrade Your Cubicle (and Your Career)

Topping off such man-made masterpieces as the Parthenon in Athens, and the Pantheon in Rome, a pediment is a great way to turn a common cube into something that screams "I Am Middle Management, Hear Me Roar." Position the pediment so the return on the entablature conforms to classical proportions. Once you finish the job, stand before your own masterpiece and scream, "Look on my works ye Mighty, and despair!" Even those officemates who aren't familiar with Shelley's 19th-century poetry will get the picture.